Hmmm...I may! BUT first you need to go mow the lawns!

hi and bye folks, a friend popped by

Truth make sure you watch "It's not about the nail"

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If your mind is agitated you will find agitation everywhere. Where else will you find peace if not within you? __ Papaji

Ha... I have a WOMAN who comes in and mows the lawn.... a husband and wife team... but naturally he gets her to lug the mower around... he pisses about with a "weed-eater" and a blower.

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This is a bit older... thought I had posted it, but can't find it?

Husband of the year award 2011

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Do not go gentle into that good night.
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If your mind is agitated you will find agitation everywhere. Where else will you find peace if not within you? __ Papaji

Yes, grasshopper.... it requires true enlightenment to answer a question such as that.

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I can answer the question, whatever she wants, whatever she thought she might want and whatever you are having in case she thinks your lunch looks better than hers . you just have to pay attention

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If your mind is agitated you will find agitation everywhere. Where else will you find peace if not within you? __ Papaji

Ah yes.... I remember those days..... nowadays I cook dinner and wife eats it when she gets home from work.

The cats are a bit more fussy... but I cope

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Continuing the series......


20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made

( I'll post them over time)

14. Diving Board

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Marital Misunderstanding.

How men and women record things in their diaries...

Wife's Diary :

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting
weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the
fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.


Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.’


I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,and not
to worry about it.


On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,as if he wanted nothing to do
with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.


Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted,
and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.


My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary :

A two-foot putt…...... who the hell misses a two-foot putt?

There are two theories about arguing with a woman ...
.....and neither of them work.


When you see a pretty woman...

Please consider the following ...

No matter how beautiful she is...

No matter how sexy she is...

No matter how seductive she is...

No matter how beautiful her breasts are.........

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30 Hilariously True Differences Between Men and Women

(I will post them over time)

1. On education:

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30 Hilariously True Differences Between Men and Women

(I will post them over time)

2. On packing:

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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state,... Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

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When its OK to say "FUCK!"

A series of 18 photos that I can post over time

#4

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Where did it go?

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If your mind is agitated you will find agitation everywhere. Where else will you find peace if not within you? __ Papaji