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Author:  DebFrmHell [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:39 am ]
Post subject:  Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis

Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis From Court File
Member of the bar sexted lewd photo to woman now suing him

Quote:
...While Beck and his Riverside law firm “strenuously deny the merits of Plaintiff’s causes and actions” and consider the “Doe” complaint an “effort to harass, humiliate, and embarrass,” their lawyers did acknowledge in a March 29 Superior Court filing that Beck’s penis is, literally, Exhibit A....



Quote:
...Beck’s legal team argued that the penis photo had to be stricken to “protect the privacy and dignity of Defendant Dwayne S. Beck’s person.” As recounted in the “Doe” complaint, Beck sexted the image to the woman after allegedly seeking to block her exit from a room. The lawyer, “Doe” noted, had an erection at the time.

Strangely, online searches did not turn up a photo of Beck’s face.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... nis-576341

I don't care what you say...if a man has his penis sealed that has got to hurt. Just a little judging from picture that looks more like something from the TSA.

One of the comments was from a Navy man. He asked "This doesn't work?" Got a huge laugh over that.

Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis

Image


The one in the article is not much cop. :(

And the "Click to Enlarge" feature... is not what YOU are thinking :slap


Image

Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis

Found some more pics.......

Spoiler:
Image Image Image

Author:  DebFrmHell [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis

Is that not a "Damn You, Auto Correct!" moment? :Gslap :Gslap :Gslap

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

In case you have never looked over their sight. Funny stuff, IMO.

Author:  Maltese Mama [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Judge Removes Lawyer's Penis

Best line in the article:

The photo of the member of the bar--which we’ve blurred--can be seen above (click to, um, enlarge). :Gslap

Spoiler:
Love the dancing penis smiley! It's now a member of my collection. :lol

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